i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
EWW HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT OH MY GOD